I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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