and you said cock pushups were impossible
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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