Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Houston, we have a blender
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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