eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
did i walk over a car last night?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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