i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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