yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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