three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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