idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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