Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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