How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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