Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
there is glitter all over my balls
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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