I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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