..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Watching her eat just hurts me
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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