I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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