I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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