i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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