I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
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even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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