xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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