Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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