she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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