Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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