the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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