I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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