I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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