Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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