dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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