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Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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