just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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