Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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