how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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