dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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