Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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