i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
His hands were made for my vagina.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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