I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Dick very happy bro
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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