New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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