i'm signing you up for texting rehab
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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