why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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