At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Someone shit on the floor
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
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hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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