You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Randomize
