oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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