Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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