i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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