why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Randomize
