just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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