They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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