He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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