why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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