in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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