Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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