We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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