No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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