the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
is wine microwaveable?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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