I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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