woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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