so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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