Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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